Believe it or not, The NEW YORK METS have captured the world’s attention with the transition of fresh new OWNERSHIP – without throwing a pitch or swinging a bat. Who could believe it would be that easy?
New OWNER Steven Cohen has single-handedly, with his mighty signature, signed off on the creation of the METS long-term foundation. He has committed to open his checkbook to spend as relentless as needed to WIN the WORLD SERIES. ASAP.
Never before in GAME history have we encountered such enthusiasm surrounding the other N.Y. TEAM since major key PLAYER additions we can never forget TOM SEAVER, DOC GOODEN, DARRYL STRAWBERRY, MIKE PIAZZA or perhaps for a brief moment, even myself – NIKCO RIESGO.
METS FANS can now sleep comfortably at night, their longtime miseries have been instantly vanquished.
Finally – METS FANS have an OWNER with the power of a BOSS similar to what their cross-town rivals NY YANKEES have always had.
So now what?
Will each and every PLAYER transition become a new meticulous performance metric tied to capital?
Will we know exactly which PLAYERS will be added or subtracted by their numbers?
Will they buy up all the elite FREE AGENTS and NON-TENDERED PLAYERS annually to leave all other TEAMS fighting for the scraps?
Will it be…
A trade for BLAKE SNELL?
and a trade for FRANCISCO LINDOR?
Will they will sign as many PLAYERS as they can regardless of paying an extraordinary luxury tax?
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES and YES – This is exactly what they need.
YES – THEY WILL WIN.
YES – THE FUN HAS JUST BEGUN.
and YES – THEY WILL SPLURGE.